Introducing...

Introducing my imaginary dA companion... Ranger the Talking Kitteh   ^-_-^ I resent that ^-_-^  Whenever Ranger has something to say it will be quoted with ^-_-^ so that you know that it is him talking not me.  I hope you enjoy his company!  ^-_-^I'll be enjoying my nap now^-_-^  Um... yes, you do that.  Oh, and I almost forgot! ^-_-^Almost? That's a step in the right direction^-_-^ I'm going to ignore yo now.  I'm finally going to make an ID for my front page with Ranger in it so that you can know what he looks like!  Ya!  See you soon!
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pst, Ranger, this is the part where you say "come again and then add a sarcastic remark.
^-_-^oh, sorry I fell asleep.  Come again soon and don't forget to lick yourself often, we don't any bad smelling people visting our page^-_-^
Ranger, people don't lick themselves, they take showers or baths.  ^-_-^How odd, I'll have to make a mental note of that... Bye!^-_-^